Two new books to read

Slaughterhouse 5

The Wilt alternative

Halfway through Slaghterhouse 5, i like it a lot.

My brother has said i would really enjoy crime and punishment as well because i liked the deathnote anime series.

So thats gonna see me through till christmas I’m sure.

jesus mary fucking christ

do i have some photos to show you, Ain’t to good, ain’t to interesting, but they are puzzle pieces to this nightmare of coming home i call 4 days off work.

gonna have my pedals back soon, time for some more crap music.

Longjohns

The best invention since cafeter bags.

I’ve been wearing longjohns for a full 24 hours now.. I don’t feel like i have left bed at all.

Get them.

‘Don’t give up on Bideford yet’

I’ve just got back from a night out in Bideford, deception, alcohol and good story telling.

The usual suspects.

i left town after being offered a lift back at 9am because i like my own bed, it’s the same one I’ve had since i can remember… covered in piss stains but still serviceable.

The cab driver and i talked about how most people go to Barnstaple for nights out now because nothing happens in Bideford anymore, she remembered the days when Pumpkin records, powerpop and other such small town promoters filled the streets with people from as far as plymouth to see small town bands and get shit faced like van gough and perform to an equally as rowdy crowd. We came to the conclusion this didn’t rub off on the youth as much as popular cultures blairing impact, hence this town is dead.

‘Don’t give up on Bideoford yet’ she said as i left the car.

I already did, i went to uni to escape this town.

Anonymous asked: I have 2nd and 3rd editions of Jan Stewer's Demshur Buke. 3rd ed is 1915, but I cannot find date of 2nd (which libraries seem to own). I intend to put them up on Project Gutenberg sometime.

Do you know how many pages yours has? and what story di you quote? I can check with mine.
Geoffrey

i have up until page 32, no idea what edition it is, i have the ‘prevaace’ as well. It would be awesome to read in full sometime. I feel like i can’t read this copy without breaking it.

Today i’ve seen a toad, a frog, a hedgehog (1am), wood pigeons, sparrows, finches and all sorts of birds, crickets, worms and a peacock.

In Falmouth they have seaguls.

Drinks with Kilburn

Yesterday i went out with Kilburn in barnstaple for a tipple.

He told me a fantastic story of how he wrote off his car, here is how it goes.

“I got into a fight with this guy at a party, so i drove my car as fast as i could into his work van to write off both vehicles. I broke two toes doing it but they couldn’t call the police because it was on private property which voided the insurence unless they claimed it happened on a road, so i got away with it. Now im not going to buy a new car because of the oil spill.”

People are scared of him i think. He’s great though, funny fucking guy.

What a day i have planned…

I’m taking a washing machine to the dump, going to see Ad, going to Barnstaple to buy longjohns, books and trainers and meeting Kilburn for a drink. Kilburn is the man who i worked with at little chef. The one who put the spider in his mouth and got bitten.