October 2009
172 posts
News at 10 LDN - Conrad The Scoundral...
University College Falmouth and Cornwall Film Festival present:
THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS& Other Tales of Everyday Craziness
a lecture/presentation by well-known writer and documentary filmmaker
Jon Ronson
Saturday 14 November / 3:15-4:30pm Woodlane Lecture Theatre, Falmouth£6/£5 conc.
I’ve read some of his books, this should be pretty funny.
“The greatest good we can do for others is not just to share our riches with...”
– Zig Ziglar
fgm878:
marvinfly:
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marvinfly:
I’m sat in the motionology room in uni trying to figure out what sound a giraffe makes.
My life hit a high today.
Did you find out?
Not yet. I don’t think anyone knows.
I really want to know now :(
I have just been informed that they may not have vocal chords! Mind Blow.
Giraffes do have vocal chords, but can make very little noise with...
“It’s easy to have principles when you’re rich. The important thing...”
– Ray Kroc
but skulls and flys bounce on the giraffes finger nails and it makes a sound like a ukulele
in the key of G
maybe with a 7th
and you can show things to the giraffe to try and get him out of his chair and he says things like ‘i care not for simple trinkets, be gone!’
Fox On A Hill - Music →
I broke the screen on my G5 last night
FML
Now off to 5* Below to ask if i can film in their pub for a day.
NO DRINKING
Begging into Telephones
makes me feel like a fucking chump.
Whether I’m being begged or begging.
This time i was begging.
FML
Let’s Not Shit Ourselves (To Love and to be...
Money - Choking Victim
I didn't get the job
£200 short for the rent this weekend.
Fucked.
Finder vs. windows
fuck vista.
I clicked the wrong file name 3 times and had to go through the start;computer;external HD;expressive work;premiere 3 fucking times because the window doesn’t stay open when you click on the file you want… also, why did it save 3 different copies of the same work from different stages of creation instead of overwriting one file like any normal fucking programme?
Because...
Jessica - Adam Green
Church
One of the people i live with goes to church on her own every sunday.
I went with her this sunday to see what it was like.
There were lots of old people there, interested in what i do. Some guy showed us slides of pits and churches around cornwall (some of the pits look like fantastic places for photo shoots). We were told about a charity for sea farers in Falmouth providing free accommodation,...
Sainsburys Job Interview
When potential employers draw big circles around ‘can’t work tuesday mornings’ i loose hope of getting the job, even though i wouldn’t be contracted to work tueday anyway.
I strongly recommend you apply for a job in sainsburys just to watch their stupid hour long video/exam.
How hard is it to spot that a shoplifter and a kid buying alcohol are ‘things wrong in this...
http://motionographer.com/ →
My new favorite website
Adam JH is starting a new blog!
A music blog.
I have learnt a lot from his interests, so i recommend it.
animalchin.tumblr.com
Maritime Internet Sucks
My connection just up and went 2 days ago when i was in the middle of downloading some recommended albums. I’m on the wifi in the common room now.
I don’t like taking my computer to the 5th floor just to check emails.
The Calendar Hung Itself - Bright Eyes
Kernow Music School →
I need to find the postal block in the industrial estate, i was checking google maps for the red vans when i spotted a music school.
I guess this is a good place to poach impressionable musicians!
It’ll be like school of rock, eccept i wont be payed for it, i won’t be a good guitarist and i will fail Digital Media for not interviewing the unionist about the postal strike.
My Brute →
Nich wanted me to play this shitty online game so much he set up the account for me when i refused to do it.
It’s awful.
Joan of Arc - Olivia Lost
This worked really well on Facebook
Please Recommend an album below. ?
my friend Bryony's facebook got hacked and then
@bryony: hey
@rhcomics: hey whats up
@bryony: how are you?
@rhcomics: im all good, how YOU doing girl
@bryony: am not fine here
@rhcomics: am not? why not fine?
@bryony: i'm in some kind of deep shit right now which got me stranded here in london
@rhcomics: stranded where?
@bryony: in england
@rhcomics: yeh where in england?
@bryony: i was mugged at a gun point last night by some robbers and all money was stolen away from me including my phone and credit card
@bryony: in london
@rhcomics: no way
@rhcomics: but they didnt take your computer?
@bryony: i'm freaked out here and currently talking to you on a public library and do not have much time on here...please i need you to loan me some few bucks so i can be able sort out my bills here and get back home as time may permit me
@rhcomics: back home?
@rhcomics: to where
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: yes what
@rhcomics: where
@bryony: my flight leaves first thing tomorrow morning as i said earlier on..so i just need to make things snappy so i don't loose that...i promise to pay you back soon as i get back home.
@rhcomics: but you LIVE in england
@rhcomics: why dont you just take the train home?
@rhcomics: Im trying to help youuuuu
@bryony: am stock in Scotland
@bryony: outside england
@rhcomics: is that where that is
@rhcomics: hows the weather there
@bryony: not too bad
@rhcomics: thats good
@bryony: i can't get in touch with my family...they are on trip to fiji till end of the month...but i guess you have some cash on you right?you can have the money wired to me via western union money transfer...you know of any western union outlet near you?
@rhcomics: of course
@bryony: please i need $2000
@rhcomics: is that all you need
@bryony: i will pay you back as soon i get back home
@bryony: yes
@bryony: please you can send it online
@bryony: do you need the information
@rhcomics: yes yes of course!
@rhcomics: ANYTHING
@rhcomics: YEESSS
@rhcomics: AANAYTHTINGG!!!!
@bryony: RECEIVER'S NAME:@bryony
SCOTLAND ADDRESS: 150A Scotland Road Cambridge Cambridgeshire CB4 1QQ
@bryony: please send the money now
@bryony: via western union online
@rhcomics: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!
@bryony: please make the payment online
@bryony: visit www.westernunion.com
@rhcomics: IM DOING IT! IM DOING IT! OH GOD I HOPE ITS NOT TOO LATE
@bryony: yes
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: and im also happy you came to me
@rhcomics: after all the unpleasantness
@rhcomics: the way we ended things
@bryony: thank you
@rhcomics: does this mean things are going to change?
@rhcomics: between us i mean
@bryony: yes
@bryony: please be fast
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: im still doing it
@rhcomics: how about $3000
@rhcomics: are you sure only $2000
@bryony: no
@bryony: if you wish too
@rhcomics: great
@bryony: i will appreciate
@bryony: ok
@bryony: am waiting
@rhcomics: my little water nymph
@rhcomics: remember that?
@rhcomics: and you'd call me your cruel centaur
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: im so glad things are back to normal
@bryony: please have you send the money
@rhcomics: im still filling out all these forms
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: oops
@rhcomics: i fucked up
@rhcomics: gotta start over
@bryony: how
@bryony: what happend
@rhcomics: i accidentally closed the window
@bryony: please be fast
@rhcomics: yes yes im sorry
@bryony: i don't have much time here
@rhcomics: i know
@rhcomics: because you are in a public library in scotland
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: and definitely not talking to me over MSN right now
@rhcomics: definitely not right?
@rhcomics: the other one is the impostor
@rhcomics: right?
@rhcomics: my little water nymph...
@rhcomics: call me your Cruel Centaur one more time baby
@rhcomics: and ill send this money with hearts and rainbows
@bryony: yes
@rhcomics: yes?
@rhcomics: yes what?
@bryony: please send the money now
@bryony: pls
@rhcomics: yeh u got it
@bryony: ok
@bryony: am here
@rhcomics: good
@bryony: ok
@rhcomics: so say it
@rhcomics: all i have to do is push one button
@rhcomics: say it
@bryony: Cruel Centaur
@bryony: are you on it
@rhcomics: sent
@rhcomics: take it with my undying love
@bryony: thank you
@bryony: please send me the MTCN now
@rhcomics: the what?
@bryony: Money Transfer Control Number
@bryony: and the information
@bryony: are you there
@rhcomics: meh this is done. you are boring now.
by midnight - the klopeks
Undercover Hate on the Doorstep
Southmead is just generally a shit hole, so is easton, Bedminster and St pauls. Bristol is pretty crap on the whole. But then, the first time i walked through Northam on my own some kids threw half a brick at my head, luckily it went over my shoulder.
Hence why i support Antifa.
nbarrett100:
Anybody who thought racism was dead in the UK should watch this
http://bit.ly/1MniWD
An asian couple...
I’m pretty new to Straight Edge punk other than Minor Threat, but it seems to me its…. better in a way. Bands like ‘youth of today’, ‘strife’ and ‘the abused’ are a lot tighter than most anarcho punk bands, but still as raw sounding.
i doubt i will ever get into crust punk. It just sounds like a fucking mess to me.
I’ve been told UK Grime...
I wonder
tombebom:
if you walked past anyone from tumblr on the street whether you’d instantly recognise them and be like HEY or if you’d just get that weird feeling of “don’t I know them from somewhere?”
I’d just start following them.
Cornish Republican Army People a.k.a C.R.A.P... →
Everyone should see Six Fish live at least once in... →