Marvin Fly: Archive

There’s nothing like a mothers intuition. To assume I’m on drugs because my eyes are red, when in reality i have been crying in rage at my brother for being a materialistic, non sympathetic, racist dick.

Dec 29th

Gutted like a fish

Band praccy is off. Dratts! Good day though, i concreted the front of the extention at my dads house with him this morning and got force fed cake and mini chedders at my grandparents house when i went to drop off some Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard CDs. I’m going down to the Waterfront pube in Westward Ho! now. The only place in the world with an ! in the name. Unless your shouting...

Dec 28th

Sperm

Congratulations on coming first. Your now part of the most advanced race on Earth. Feels horrible doesn’t it?

Dec 27th

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I can't talk about serious things with people i...

I have just gotten into bed after a night with my brother Matt and Ad the rock ‘n roll backache. We have been talking in detail about human existence, Spiritual presence and personal experience of death. also i did some big poops.

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

Crass - Asylum

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Awesome night last night. Me and my brother were the last two people stumbling around South Molton at 4am. This morning i woke up covered in peanut butter with traces of toast. I woke up when matt burst in still drunk at 10am. I’ve got some Nietzsche to read now. Goodbye

Dec 25th

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“The Senate just passed health reform. Thanks to all who made this moment...”

– BarackObama Merry Christmas Homeless America!!!

Dec 24th

aprettygoodstart: Extreme - More Than Words The...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

There is an Ann Summers in Barnstaple high street now. A couple years ago the council denied permission for a sex shop to be put around the back of marks and spencers. Money talks

Dec 23rd

Unlucky dick head

Your god is my dog I feed it my scraps of life You give it your life

Dec 23rd

Angry Ska →

While searching for a king prawn album i came across this diamond in the rough. Anyone who likes ska/skacore/punk/crack rock check it out! It’s free distribution, which is our solution, to the problem of music pollution - Six Fish

Dec 22nd

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Shopping in Barnstaple with no money is tiring. I think i’ll do it every day. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not lifting anything. Just the christmas crowds, i like them.

Dec 22nd

i spent so long researching strychnine i burned...

DANG!

Dec 22nd

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Strychnine

When people say “you can’t trust pills nowadays, half of them have rat poison in” i get angry, because Strychnine is used to poison rats. This is an extract from a letter a medical student testing Strychnine wrote; Three years ago I was reading for an examination, and feeling “run down”. I took 10 minims of strychnia solution (B.P.) with the same quantity of dilute...

Dec 22nd

I’ve never made short bead before. This will be fun.

Dec 22nd

I Beg To Differ

Holly Marie says: (23:56:29)
 guess what my mum baught me from the shops?
Stuart says: (23:56:48)
 cloggs?
Holly Marie says: (23:56:54)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:56:59)
 a goldfish?
Holly Marie says: (23:57:03)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:57:08)
 insulin?
Holly Marie says: (23:57:16)
 yep!
Holly Marie says: (23:57:23)
 oh wait no
Stuart says: (23:57:33)
 seven hats?
Holly Marie says: (23:57:40)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:57:48)
 cob pipe?
Holly Marie says: (23:57:54)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:58:01)
 victoria cross?
Holly Marie says: (23:58:06)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:58:16)
 one hat?
Holly Marie says: (23:58:43)
 nope
Stuart says: (23:58:54)
 vibrator?
Holly Marie says: (23:59:01)
 no!
Stuart says: (23:59:11)
 a paino?
Holly Marie says: (23:59:18)
 nope
Holly Marie says: (23:59:24)
 Do you give up yet?
Stuart says: (23:59:47)
 no, but for the sake of conversation, yes.
Holly Marie says: (00:00:11)
 She got me a marshmallow hello kitty 
Stuart says: (00:00:30)
 how the fuck would i have guessed that?
Holly Marie says: (00:00:50)
 It's a figure of speach silly!!
Holly Marie says: (00:01:18)
 plus you wern't really making sensible guesses

Dec 22nd

We had a band practice tonight for a lo-fi garage rock band. We wrote and recorded two songs plus a couple hours of extra material. Nothing makes me feel better than banging out some simple rock songs (i can think of one person who is on a par with it). Next monday is taking priority over everything else this week. I’m looking forward to getting my loop pedal for christmas though.

Dec 21st

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I like to wear my beanie over my hoodie, cus you know, it makes me feel like a knight.

Dec 21st

Fuck being home

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

I Don't consider it cheating to download 'the... →

Because when your in a punk band, you need something to rebel against yourself with.

Dec 20th

Chopin - Nocturne for piano No. 20 in C sharp...

Dec 20th

The Season to be bored

I don’t even have any money so i can’t get anyone anything. I’m sitting around bored all the time because i don’t have a job. The one person i want to see is hours away and i don’t drive. The one bit of good news today got shot down by someone who should feel happy for me. Uni gave me something to focus on but I’m not there. I don’t know how I’m...

Dec 19th

Manchester was Great I guess we were a big hit Good things come to those………

Dec 19th

Cypress Hill - The Funky Cypress Hill Shit

Dec 19th

Dec 18th

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just letting everyone know that we raised just short of £1400 at Punx Inna Jungle, it was much appreciated by the family!! no substitute for pingu but a helping hand so thank you xx Awesome.

Dec 18th

Thats it, Co2 adverts on youtube is to far, heres...

These eco warriors came to our uni to give a lecture, they had been exploring the sea bed north of america in the arctic circle, anything about 2000ft away from the surface is counted as american soil. Its government funded. They are doing it to study climate change, the government are doing it to find oil. The same people were exploring the peruvian mountains, watching rock slides, taking soil...

Dec 18th