May 2009
61 posts
The life and soul of the party will always bear reseblance to Hitler.
Here’s a bit of advice for you. Advi.
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Bideford Theme- A Proud City Rising
Not my...
Caravans - Dinosaurs will die
NOFX classic song...
Atheists In Foxholes
retropolitics:
By Alice Shiver
Atheists in foxholes, some say they are myths, Creations of the mind who just don’t exist. Yet, they answered the call to defend, with great pride. With reason their watchword, they bled and they died. They took Saratoga from the British crown, Secured America’s freedom at the Battle of Yorktown. From Sumter to Appomattox, fields flowed with their blood. ...
Not meaning to bragg, but heres the list of stuff set up in the front room of my house.
Roland R-5 drum machine
Micro Korg
Stratocaster (unbranded)
Jass Bass (unbranded)
Overdrive, Delay, Hot Head Distortion, Old Noise and Loop Pedals
Trumpet
Trombone
Two Harmonicas
Single Mic
800W Behringer Keyboard amp
15W Marshall amp
Tape Recorder
African Bent Metal Drum Shell Thingy
I’ve been crawling...
www.myspace.com/exeterzinefest
Exeter Zine Fest…
30th May
The Pheonix
Exeter
See you there? I’ll be one of the two annoying drunk guys
How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, then thirteen to write up the report on why the lightbulb needed changing.
Bu boom tissssst
Thank you
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb needs to want to change itself.
Bu boom tissst
Thank you.
The beach is a great place to be. Potwolloping this weekend as well!
I’m house sitting my mums, The front room looks great. Amps, synths, accordions, horns, guitars, booze, FX boards, all sorts of shit. Same we don’t have a drum kit.
Feel free to give me a ring and come round for a play. x
Few things are as liberating as wanking on a webcam.
Billy Ocean - Red Light Spells Danger
Scary Girl →
A fun bright game well worth playing. Online. Free.
Week's Highlights
Rode Bikes around westward Ho!,
Went to Barnstaple with Ad, Got shitfaced, shat in the park.. shat on the strand, tried to shit on the whirly swing/sea saw near the train station but couldn’t, so just pissed on it. had a pissing contest over the bridge. Bought pasties for £1 when Presto shuts (bargain)
Went to Cats, looked after the dogs, got drunk again, talked about sterilisation, went...
Three cheers for rapid reclaims! Job centre at 3, no more worries for me!
Menthol filters tricked me into thinking smoking wasn’t as bad as it is. I nearly died riding out of Bideford.
Now please excuse me, I’m going to phone the job centre and sign on like a pro.
I like being on the lazy pay roll, i get better at playing the trumpet.
Wesley Willis- Rock n’ Roll Mc Donalds
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Draw a Planet →
Like paint, but a planet.
The Most Disgusting Shit I Have Ever Taken
- Here is a sort story i wrote, it is true, it was written for a zine myself and some chumps were meant to be making, but nothing ever came of it, so i present the story to you now. I hope you enjoy it.
Stu x
The Most Disgusting Shit I Have Ever Taken
If you’re like me, you will enjoy a good horror story. I grew up loving tales that made other people squirm with distaste, feeding off their...
The Ghastly Ones- Hollywood Nocturne
I’ve...
Fuck yeah!
Weeks summery
- Fixed Bike, rode around Westward Ho!, Northam, Bideford, Puffing Billy in Torrington on the Tarka Trail.
-Went to Quigleys Karioke night
- Drank 2 bottles of Gin in the park with friends at mid-day, discovered Gin is great.
- Pierced Ads nose, accidently went to far in and pierced the centre of his nose as well.
- Pierced Cats neck, but the bar was bigger than the hole, so...
Today me and youaresick created a BBQ from nothing but the dust on the ground and the desire in our hearts. We feel it went well and here is the evidence.
Sadly there were casualties: