July 2009
43 posts
Got back from Falmouth, i was ment to be house hunting there but i drank to much sailor jerry and ended up walking around in the rain, hungover, eating pasties from spar.. .in cornwall.. i know.
Got back to my Prison Blues jeans waiting for me, got some new shirts from electric gypsy, went to Westward Ho! got pissed.
Cricket tournaments Cancelled this weekend but were still meeting up to get...
i just can’t sit about and listen to conversations about drugs, as if...
– Josie (spot on)
My First Credit Card
I got one yesterday.. i have already bought a double bass, two sets of black strings (because the first set broke), a lot of rum and i am paying a friend to design me a sleeve tattoo.
I don’t have a job and its supposed to cover my deposit on a flat in Falmouth next month.
HA!
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I’ve been having a look around.. I’m going to get a Dolphin Tattoo on my belly button as a tribute to one of my favorate songs Black Lips - Dirty hands
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Stu's Hot Tip of the Day
Don’t pay for your girlfriend to go to Hamburg and offer to look after her dogs… she is only going to break up with you when she gets home.
Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish Podcast →
8 legs, 6 legs, 8 legs, 6 legs,
1) I’m a massive geek, I play magic cards, I’m obsessed with star wars. 2) I can cook the best bread and butter puddings in Devon. 3) The only artwork i put up in my room is a big picture of a mexican. 4) I steal stuff when I’m drunk. 5) I would rather be homeless for a while than work the same job for 40 years. 6) I ran away from primary school because i forgot my P.E kit and...
And i did get fucked up last night. took all the copper coins to morrisons and got £13 out of the machine, watched anvil and drank cider for hours.
Bet Cats having more fun. :(
So, i put my dole money and money from selling things on ebay into a hamburg fund. didn’t have enough, gave Cat my money to go as she didn’t have enough and i was ment to be going with her. Now i’m sat looking after her two dogs for 5 days while she gets fucked up in Germany. Real fucking smart move. I didn’t leave myself enough money for food, baccy or booze.
I’m...
Girls are Bullshit.
Tonight.
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The feeling one comes to terms with when first waking from sleep and...
– Urban Dictionary
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I’m selling stuff on ebay to pay for transport and a weekend in St Pauli with Cat in two weeks. Stupidly i forgot the password to the account and email address. Everything is set to ten days from today to end. So i probably wont be going. I doubt anything would sell enough anyway. Only need 40 for the flights and living money. fuck my life.
Theres a ‘Legend’ episode on Roy Orbison on the BBC Iplayer site at the moment. Its entertaining, but its basically an hour of ass kissing from people like Bono and Steve Jones.
So watch it if you want to fall asleep to good music.
I’d love a Gibson ES-335.
What never fits properly? A paraplegic epileptic.
I’ve just got back from an 80th birthday party for someone who is actually 77 and who’s birthday is in November.