February 2010
81 posts
I saw Dawn French in her house
First thing is first, its a bad thing, so i want to get it out of the way. Friday night at Jacobs Ladder was a heap of shit. Mainly as i expected a ska night and all they played was bullshit with the rhythm of a fucked washing machine.
On the bright side, i went to Fowey. It’s like a fairy tale town (with a battle ship). We climbed to the castle and saw Dawn French in her house sitting...
I LOL'd at how awkward this relationship status...
I LOL’d at how awkward this relationship status update become!
‘Became’ you fucking retard.
Past Participle required.
Sarah Hooper became a fan of I HATE CHEATERS,...
Sarah Hooper became a fan of I HATE CHEATERS, LIARS AND USERS!!! and a cuddle is all you need sometimes ♥.
just made my morning.
Josiah Wolf - Jet Lag →
Can you pass a british citizenship test? →
I scored a 6….. Barely a british citizen.
After 2 years of sitting on the waiting list, i finally have Spotify. Trojan rocksteady time
wealthisaghetto:
Marvin Fly on a Sunday afternoon.
King Of The World!
Student Finance Direct had me registered as means tested, but they lost the information of my mums income. This meant when they shared information with the university, Falmouth didn’t think i needed a bursary. Now I’m not going to be able to pay rent and probably wont get my bursary for a month or more.
Anyone want to kick me in the head? i need something to take the bureaucratic pain...
What’s a gimp suit?
– Holly
If i payed you £10,000 to let a dog shit in your...
Ro: haha um yea You ??
Rory: no.
Rich: Yeah! cash first
Meg: Yeah i think i would
Doug: Has the dog been screened for disease? (unsure, yes, apparently) Emma says you don’t have £10,000 so no.
Andy: What, have u been smoking crack again stu?
Jayne: Morning, erm that’s a tricky one, would the dog feel used? (the dog would like it) as long as the dog was happy, then i tihnk...
Hey Till Jockey, I'm Not Cool Enough For Heroin
These Vitamin tablets give me dog breath.
Why i even eat them i do not know, when I cook amazingly healthy food.
I do like the way superdrug staff look at me when I’m buying Vitamin C though.
I think it would be fun to buy some cotton wool, a spoon, vit C and a lighter from Asda, then try and score some smack off of the staff.
Then complain that they don’t sell hypodermic needles.
How many of us are in Falmouth?
I've started a new sketch book
So far its full of highlighters, fake blood, biro, fountain pen, acrylic paint, coffee, wine and some spit.
I’m happy with it.
I’ll take some photos soon.
i took a break to start creating my flavors.me →
I just need to work out how to redirect my .com to it.
This evening is going to consist of cheesy mash potato with veggie sausages,
Photoshop editing 105 photos (not just sprucing, pulling every horizon, hill, object and animal and saving into layers for an interactive website.
Drinking 1 week old white wine (i prefer red)
sitting in a towel
trying not to smoke
listening to bright eyes, nick drake, ben harper (- the religious songs) and gil...
If a girl describes herself as a princess, it generally means she is a money...
– Me
Subjective Job-seeking
Mum: You should have a shave and cut your mohawk off, they won't employ you looking like that.
Me: If they won't employ me looking like this then i wouldn't want to work for them.
....................................................................................................................
Matt: when mum said to you the other day, "don't just quit on the spot, he was good enough to employ you", you have to think.. "no, i was good enough to work for him. I pick my job as much as my employer picks me."
Me: yeah, but i picked him not to be my employer anymore because i don't like chicken farms.
These two extracts from conversations happened over 2 years ago, they are accurate. My memory is ++ Good
Subjective Sanity
Insane people:
Hippies
Somerfields Staff
Mc Donalds staff
Bouncers
Chronic Stoners
White people with dreadlocks
People who actively avoid reading
Hollyoaks fans
Religious people
Sane People:
Insane People
I think I'm going to try something very new...
Not Skag or crack or anything…
Something good.
2 days after drinking Gin is normally when my head feels almost back to health, it irritates me into escaping containment. Today is that day.
Creative time.
Existential Refrain
I was half right. It’s more like this .… . if you took everything away, father figures, knowing how to use kettles, email addresses… everything, so your mind had no system or structure, you would have to be creative to do something. Existential Refrain is the thing you would do. Something you imply on a nonsensical world to form structure and method.
I think thats more like it...
V
SH
♥s
HS
fgm878:
Watching Lost in Translation recently has reminded me how much I love Peaches..who couldn’t love her!?
ME
Back in the D.P.S,B
I’m sat in the digital production suite, bored. waiting for Caroline so i can teach her about white balancing P2 cameras.
On Tuesday we were going to play with lighting under Tremough house, in the basement. Sadly, after filling out risk assessment forms, we realised there was no power supply.
Understanding White Balance →