I decided to send my old story to the entire university email network to see what responses i would get. This first one cracks me up, what’s a lary email anyway? who or what is ‘of’?
Also, this story is getting a bit tiring with me, so please prepare yourselves for the story of when i pissed myself in a field in wales surrounded by 500-1000 12-30 year old people in camo.

• i hate this shitty spam, but you a a sick fuck, and before you reply with a lary email just read what you have just written, no one cares, fuck of!
• ten points.
• I don’t quite understand. If it’s simply a description of a bout of constipation, then I suppose I can’t complain. But… I dunno. I read it only because I’m drunk, and usually I would have deleted it straight off. Let alone write a response. No action. No real plot. No character/character depth. Would have been better as a well worked poem. So to speak, “a pile of shit”. Don’t clog my inbox again please. Sort your life out. And sort your ass out as well.
• While I found your story delightful, inspirational and horrifying by equal degrees, it wasn’t really what I wanted to know about while eating my breakfast this morning. Maybe this would be better off posted in a personal blog, or printed and attached to any solid objects in the town centre. In the meantime, you may want to see a doctor about possible rectal stones (http://www.springerlink.com/content/7164240784n3whp7/).
• Is this for a project to see the response?
  THAT IS FUCKING VILE!!
• thanks for the roughest uni wide email I have ever recieved. Rank
• Thanks stu, most interesting.
• HAHAHAHAH hooper looooooooool that is the most funny/vile story, thats given me a smile for the day haha x
• Beautifully told…you actually just achieved triggering my gag reflex not only in a public place but to the point where foreign saliva just entered my mouth at full force and i nearly vommed in my mate’s lap. congrats.
• stu what the fuck seriousley…just… what the fuck….
• i fucking love you hahah
• Thank you so much for sharing such a deeply upsetting memory.

• Have you considered creating a discussion group to let others air their rectal woes. I for one have many tales of biblical stools, bleeding rings and messed gussets, and would feel a whole lot better if I could verbally shit all over a small community of interested and consenting like minded individuals.
• rolf!!! fantastic stuff!
• Great story.
  
  http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/index.html
  
  This might be of interest to you, your story belongs there.
• What makes you think i want to read this?
• lovely!

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